Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Hoo. Sometimes known as Mr. Hoo-Hoo, the Hoo Man, Hoo Hat...but Mr. Hoo will do just fine, thank you.
We have a bit of a problem. You see, the animals of the world feel that we are getting the short end of the stick, as it were, from you humans. We feed you, clothe you, pollinate your crops, entertain you, and even put up with those silly little outfits you make some of us wear. Do you really think your dog wants to wear that ballerina dress and be carried around in a purse? Seriously. And yet, we don't seem to get much respect.
In short, we feel that we are not being appreciated properly by you humans, possibly because you just don't know enough about who we are and what we do on this planet. It seems that we have a P.R. problem. And so, the animals have contracted my services as an ambassador to your kind and to show you a bit about the creatures you share this place with.
I will be your guide to the weird, funny, beautiful, and super cool world of animals. So come on in and let me introduce you to the neighbors. We really are an interesting bunch. And there are a lot more of us on this planet than you. Just sayin'...
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